Why are all our Presidents gay?
It’s no secret that one of the secret criteria to become US President is maintaining at least 1 homosexual affair. There’s the famous Dubya’s personal “journalist” Jeff Gannon, Obama’s drug-addled 1999 tryst, BOTH Clintons peccadilloes, and even George “New World Order” Bush Sr.’s gay child-fucking. So what’s with all the queering of the White House? It’s for the same reason that Skull & Bones makes all it’s initiatives jerk off in a coffin, or why Bohemian Grove ends in a huge all-male orgy before a towering Owl God.
Because the Illuminati needs something to blackmail it’s puppets with, and the embarrassment of being outed as nothing but a common Sodomite is terrifying enough to keep our Presidents in line.
That’s the real reason DADT was implemented: so the “Commander in Chief” could do a little, a-hem, “roleplaying” with his own personal (sex slave) army.
Amelia Earhart was the first woman to learn what an airplane was.
Or was she?
How do we even know this woman exists? No one seems to have ever met her, and if she’s dead, where is her body?
Amelia Earhart doesn’t exist. She is just another myth perpetuated by the Jew-run media to divide the American family using the dangerous communist ideology of feminism.
As we all know, the “British Empire” was a fabrication of the Jews who control our society. All that ever existed was the American Empire. No clearer proof of this exists than the struggles of “the” United States against Indians and the struggle of Indians against the United “Kingdom”. How is it that the British fought the Indians and so did the Americans? And why are there so many of the British Indians than American Indians?
Because American Indians come from India. They were imported over here by the Jews as sex slaves in small numbers, which later proved useful when they needed to use the “genocide” of these “indigenous” peoples as a cover for the awful truth about the United “Kingdom” and “the” United States being one and the same society and all of their “history” being fabricated to control the rightful white owners of the land.
Skaterboarding is not an effective means of transportation, so why is it the choice of so many youth?
Easy: The same reason baggy pants are. The Jewish government has purposefully been propagating trends which are detrimental to the mobility of young people, so that the children will be unable to run when the Zionist police come to bust their precious Christians skulls just for trying to smoke the herb and liberate themselves from the Babylon system.
Think about it: You can’t run in baggy pants, can’t go uphill on a skaterboard, and you lose your sense of direction when you’re thizzing at a sideshow. Not to mention, who can even hear the cops coming over all those whistle tips?
Deodorant was invented for the same reason that marijuana was made illegal: To prevent Black men from getting freaky with white women.
It is a commonly-believed urban myth that White Anglo-Saxon Protestants are incapable of sexual climax. This myth is believed for a simple reason: White Anglo-Saxon Protestant men are incapable of achieving or causing sexual climax. This gives the false impression that White Anglo-Saxon Protestant women are also incapable of orgasm. However, as the Jews have been aware for some time, nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, the Jews created miscegination laws to prevent Christians (regardless of “race”) from uniting against their common enemy. To prevent this, they needed to mask the powerful pheromones that naturally draw people to seek sexual contact. It was particularly important to keep white women wearing deodorant, due to Black men’s oversized noses (matched only by the Jews) drawing them immediately to any pheromonal output and their superhuman sexual prowess (matched only by the Jews) which would cause white women to breed with the (numerically plentiful) Blacks to create an army of superhuman Jew-killers.
fussybabybitch:
Could you ever imagine a tiny baby being depressed? Although hard to believe, researchers have noted classic signs of depression in young babies, even those under the age of six months.
It’s easy to imagine why tiny babies would be depressed though: As we all know, before every person is born they exist in Heaven, and as we also all know, God the Father knows everything there is to know, including the glaringly obvious fact, supressed by the Jewish media but known to such righteous men of resistance as Mel Gibson, that the world is going to end in 2012. If you were a tiny baby who had just been chatting to God the Father about how the world was about to end and then you were born into that same world less than two years before it’s end, wouldn’t you want to cut your tiny baby wrists?
almas88:
fuckyeahconspiracytheories:
borednschooled:
During the European Dark Ages, between the 7th and 14th century AD, the Moorish Empire in Spain became one of the world’s finest civilizations. General Tarik and his Black Moorish army from Morocco, conquered Spain after a week long battle with King Roderick in 711 AD. (The…
Or so you may have heard in the Jew-run media. In fact the Moors never existed. Neither did the European Dark Ages. All of medieval history was invented by the Jews during WWI (while they were busy inventing the European Union, also part of their ploy to destroy the United States, which is in fact not a sovereign country anymore, thanks to the Jew-run United Nations) as a way to weaken the Christian West and to turn the Muslims against the last (and first) Christian country on Earth: the United States of America.
The fictional Moors were reborn as the “Black Moors” after WWII because the Jews needed a way to control the American Negro. All Black Americans are crypto-Muslims, and as we all know, the Muslims are the only race on earth that can resist Jewish brainwashing, but by propagating a false form of Islam based on “Moorish” heritage, the Jews were able to keep the American Blacks ignorant.
Where can I learn about the above?
Not in the Jew-run media! But perhaps you’ve heard of an underground rap artist named… Malcolm X? Malcolm X was a member of the Nation of Islam, and when he left the Jews had him killed. As for the “Dark Ages”, it was the same time the “Crusades” took place, which the Jews claim involved killing them and their Muslim brothers and sisters. But since we know the holocaust was a hoax, how can we believe in any other event involving the mass-slaughter of Jews?
We all know that the Jews are the real perpetrators of the Armenian Genocide, right?
WRONG: THERE ARE NO ARMENIANS.
Who are these so-called “Armenians” who never shut up and play such shitty music? What do we really know about them? They claim to speak some gibberish language, but every one I’ve ever met seemed to speak perfect California English, they claim to be from the Middle East but they practise Christianity…
They’re Mexicans!
That’s right, the “Armenians” are Mexican Freemason agents working to take over Los Angeles from the Jews. The reason for posing as an imaginary race of Turkish Christians is because, like the Jews, real Americans hate Mexicans and are tired of them taking over beautiful sunny Los Angeles. So in an effort to prevent non-Jews from deporting them for their intolerable (obviously Mexican) culture, they have invented an imaginary country somewhere in Russia that is at war with Turkey for some reason.
The Jews play along because the Freemasons and Jews occasionally are allied against normal American society, and the Jews know that if they try and take down a Freemason agent, the Freemasons can pull the curtain on the whole Jewish conspiracy and take them all down with them.
