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Oct 06

cijimcb: The Moors -

borednschooled:

During the European Dark Ages, between the 7th and 14th century AD, the Moorish Empire in Spain became one of the world’s finest civilizations. General Tarik and his Black Moorish army from Morocco, conquered Spain after a week long battle with King Roderick in 711 AD. (The…

Or so you may have heard in the Jew-run media. In fact the Moors never existed. Neither did the European Dark Ages. All of medieval history was invented by the Jews during WWI (while they were busy inventing the European Union, also part of their ploy to destroy the United States, which is in fact not a sovereign country anymore, thanks to the Jew-run United Nations) as a way to weaken the Christian West and to turn the Muslims against the last (and first) Christian country on Earth: the United States of America.

The fictional Moors were reborn as the “Black Moors” after WWII because the Jews needed a way to control the American Negro. All Black Americans are crypto-Muslims, and as we all know, the Muslims are the only race on earth that can resist Jewish brainwashing, but by propagating a false form of Islam based on “Moorish” heritage, the Jews were able to keep the American Blacks ignorant.

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Oct 01

The shadow government has accidentally let its cover slip and revealed the awful truth: the Peruvian pyramids were built by a super-advanced race of ancient penguinoids. But how could this advanced race, which also obviously built the Egyptian pyramids, have disappeared to?  The answer is obvious: They haven’t disappeared at all. They walk among us, disguised as the race we know as the Jews.
"But wait," I hear you foolishly asking, "Obviously the Jews who control our lives are not human like us, and penguin seems as reasonable as anything else, and they did in fact build the pyramids, but how did they get to Peru?" Allow me to answer your question with another question: "How did these Penguinoid Peruvo-Jews get to South Africa?”
Can it be a coincidence that the Jews who built Egypt (a staunch ally of the Zionist state, which is of course run by Polish Nazi refugees disguised as Jews) and run our society call themselves Peruvian in South Africa (where they invented apartheid and braai), while in Peru there are pyramids exactly like the Egyptian ones? No it cannot.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the zoo to yell anti-Semitic slurs at the penguins there.

The shadow government has accidentally let its cover slip and revealed the awful truth: the Peruvian pyramids were built by a super-advanced race of ancient penguinoids. But how could this advanced race, which also obviously built the Egyptian pyramids, have disappeared to?  The answer is obvious: They haven’t disappeared at all. They walk among us, disguised as the race we know as the Jews.

"But wait," I hear you foolishly asking, "Obviously the Jews who control our lives are not human like us, and penguin seems as reasonable as anything else, and they did in fact build the pyramids, but how did they get to Peru?" Allow me to answer your question with another question: "How did these Penguinoid Peruvo-Jews get to South Africa?

Can it be a coincidence that the Jews who built Egypt (a staunch ally of the Zionist state, which is of course run by Polish Nazi refugees disguised as Jews) and run our society call themselves Peruvian in South Africa (where they invented apartheid and braai), while in Peru there are pyramids exactly like the Egyptian ones? No it cannot.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the zoo to yell anti-Semitic slurs at the penguins there.

Farah Filasteen: Alien Disclosure Imminent in 2010-2011: Obama To Lead The Way? -

farahfilasteen:

Alien Disclosure imminent, Obama to announce? Here’s the scenario: October 2010, 9:00 PM EST. Broadcast on every major news station in America and throughout the world. President Obama is about to release disclosure on alien contact being made which in turn will change virtually everything we know…

Aug 07

The moon landing was faked, but the U.S. has been to the moon, because the U.S. is actually located on the moon. Contrary to popular beliefgovernment propaganda, what we see in the night sky is actually the fourth planet from the sun, and we live on the life-supporting moon orbiting it.

The moon landing was faked, but the U.S. has been to the moon, because the U.S. is actually located on the moon. Contrary to popular beliefgovernment propaganda, what we see in the night sky is actually the fourth planet from the sun, and we live on the life-supporting moon orbiting it.

Jul 24

Everybody already knows that the Queen of England (who doesn’t exist) set the Lockerby Bomber free because BP (which is run by the Jews) needed to seal an oil deal with the King of Libya. But then why did BP deliberately blow up their own oil rigs so they could raise gas prices, thus hurting the livelihoods of all the Jews in LA and New York? Simple: To punish Damon Dash, who is a crypto-Jew (which is why Mos Def never got signed to Roc-A-Fella).
The only question is, why do the Jews want to punish Damon Dash?

Everybody already knows that the Queen of England (who doesn’t exist) set the Lockerby Bomber free because BP (which is run by the Jews) needed to seal an oil deal with the King of Libya. But then why did BP deliberately blow up their own oil rigs so they could raise gas prices, thus hurting the livelihoods of all the Jews in LA and New York? Simple: To punish Damon Dash, who is a crypto-Jew (which is why Mos Def never got signed to Roc-A-Fella).

The only question is, why do the Jews want to punish Damon Dash?

The Queen of England doesn’t exist. The entirety of the United Kingdom  is an obvious but elaborate hoax perpetrated by some of the world’s  cleverest Jewish comedians. This explains why the “British” and the Jews  are the two funniest groups on my netflix queue, and why Ricky Gervais  never talks about the Jewish conspiracy that controls the planet.In other words, Patriot Theorists are basically on the right track,  they’re just confused: The entire Revolutionary War was a hoax on every level, because the “British Empire” was always the American  Empire (which in fact was founded by white refugees from Haiti). The  “British” are actually rejects from the Jews’ Scandinavian breeding  experiments, and did not exist before 1865 (when the Civil War ended and the Jews seized control of America).Need more proof that the UK is run by Jewish comedians? Why do you  think their word for “cigarette” is “fag”? It can’t just be a  coincidence  that that’s the word for “homosexual” in real English, while all  Jewish men are themselves sexual deviants of various kinds.The Canadians, Australians, Kiwis, etc. are not aware of the hoax,  nor that they are consequently crypto-proxy-contra-colonies of the Jews  who control  “the” United States.

The Queen of England doesn’t exist. The entirety of the United Kingdom is an obvious but elaborate hoax perpetrated by some of the world’s cleverest Jewish comedians. This explains why the “British” and the Jews are the two funniest groups on my netflix queue, and why Ricky Gervais never talks about the Jewish conspiracy that controls the planet.

In other words, Patriot Theorists are basically on the right track, they’re just confused: The entire Revolutionary War was a hoax on every level, because the “British Empire” was always the American Empire (which in fact was founded by white refugees from Haiti). The “British” are actually rejects from the Jews’ Scandinavian breeding experiments, and did not exist before 1865 (when the Civil War ended and the Jews seized control of America).

Need more proof that the UK is run by Jewish comedians? Why do you think their word for “cigarette” is “fag”? It can’t just be a coincidence that that’s the word for “homosexual” in real English, while all Jewish men are themselves sexual deviants of various kinds.

The Canadians, Australians, Kiwis, etc. are not aware of the hoax, nor that they are consequently crypto-proxy-contra-colonies of the Jews who control “the” United States.

Jul 21

Denial is not just another river in Egypt.
As popular Nirvana side-project the Foo Fighters have been aware of for a long time now, the connection between HIV-positive status and AIDS is a tenuous one at best. As everyone knows, there is a difference between being positive for HIV and having complications of AutoImmune Deficiency Syndrome. However, there has not been one credible study showing a direct cause between being infected with HIV and suffering from AIDS.
Part of the problem comes from the co-morbidity of HIV infection; heavy drug use, stress, malnutrition, and copious anal sex all weaken the immune system and breed a host of infectious diseases and AIDS-like symptoms. At least one of these can usually be found in the lives of HIV-positive men and women; especially stress and malnutrition, given the unfair stigmatization of infected people. Consequently, research into AIDS has been sloppy in it’s inability to truly isolate infection from other causes.
AIDS denialists are, of course, stigmatized and attacked for their belief. Although they have made headway in South Africa, many treat their respectable criticism of a profit-driven scientific industry as illegitimate and “dangerous”, as if dissent in a country founded on freedom is ever truly dangerous. Indeed, these attacks don’t come from the genuinely scientific, but from powerful figures who stand to gain from AIDS panic.
Most blame the pharmaceutical companies, who want to sell their often inaccurate tests for a pretty harmless disease and use desperate infected people as guinea pig for unsafe, new medications (why else do HIV treatments disappear so quickly? Because they were never intended to treat HIV, but merely test for side effects). I feel this theory is most likely as it also explains the recent increase in AIDS symptoms amongst non-sinners (such as the late, great, Eazy-E); these symptoms are the result of dangerous chemicals being introduced into the body to “treat” the disease.
After all, if HIV is so dangerous, then explain the existence of Bug Chasers?
For more information, see The Other Side of AIDS, an exciting documentary that points out exactly how HIV is a social concept.

Denial is not just another river in Egypt.

As popular Nirvana side-project the Foo Fighters have been aware of for a long time now, the connection between HIV-positive status and AIDS is a tenuous one at best. As everyone knows, there is a difference between being positive for HIV and having complications of AutoImmune Deficiency Syndrome. However, there has not been one credible study showing a direct cause between being infected with HIV and suffering from AIDS.

Part of the problem comes from the co-morbidity of HIV infection; heavy drug use, stress, malnutrition, and copious anal sex all weaken the immune system and breed a host of infectious diseases and AIDS-like symptoms. At least one of these can usually be found in the lives of HIV-positive men and women; especially stress and malnutrition, given the unfair stigmatization of infected people. Consequently, research into AIDS has been sloppy in it’s inability to truly isolate infection from other causes.

AIDS denialists are, of course, stigmatized and attacked for their belief. Although they have made headway in South Africa, many treat their respectable criticism of a profit-driven scientific industry as illegitimate and “dangerous”, as if dissent in a country founded on freedom is ever truly dangerous. Indeed, these attacks don’t come from the genuinely scientific, but from powerful figures who stand to gain from AIDS panic.

Most blame the pharmaceutical companies, who want to sell their often inaccurate tests for a pretty harmless disease and use desperate infected people as guinea pig for unsafe, new medications (why else do HIV treatments disappear so quickly? Because they were never intended to treat HIV, but merely test for side effects). I feel this theory is most likely as it also explains the recent increase in AIDS symptoms amongst non-sinners (such as the late, great, Eazy-E); these symptoms are the result of dangerous chemicals being introduced into the body to “treat” the disease.

After all, if HIV is so dangerous, then explain the existence of Bug Chasers?

For more information, see The Other Side of AIDS, an exciting documentary that points out exactly how HIV is a social concept.

Jul 15

David Icke is a Jewish agent (just check out his Jewish sounding name), created by the Jews to discredit those who speak about their (largely successful) efforts at global domination. No one’s gonna take lizard-boy seriously, so why should the rest of us pay any attention to the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?
We shouldn’t, because the Protocols of the Elders of Zion is a hoax.
Just like 9/11 and the Holocaust.
The Jews invented all three, and David Icke, just like they invented literacy and history, all of which they use to mind-control non-circumcised men (and through the men control their women). Foreskins contain special nerve-endings that the Jews know how to manipulate.
This is why Jews hate Muslims, because the Muslims have figured out the secret to resisting Jewish mind-control: Circumcise your males and don’t believe in anything the Jews invent.

David Icke is a Jewish agent (just check out his Jewish sounding name), created by the Jews to discredit those who speak about their (largely successful) efforts at global domination. No one’s gonna take lizard-boy seriously, so why should the rest of us pay any attention to the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?

We shouldn’t, because the Protocols of the Elders of Zion is a hoax.

Just like 9/11 and the Holocaust.

The Jews invented all three, and David Icke, just like they invented literacy and history, all of which they use to mind-control non-circumcised men (and through the men control their women). Foreskins contain special nerve-endings that the Jews know how to manipulate.

This is why Jews hate Muslims, because the Muslims have figured out the secret to resisting Jewish mind-control: Circumcise your males and don’t believe in anything the Jews invent.


An Idaho weatherman says Japan’s Yakuza mafia used a Russian-made  electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina in a bid to avenge   itself for the Hiroshima atom bomb attack — and that this technology   will soon be wielded again to hit another U.S. city.

This may sound like science-fiction, but I’d rather you call it  science-fact because that’s what it is. A Fact (of Science).
Signs of weather-manipulation have become increasingly prevalent. In  addition the obvious increase in natural disasters and SoCal  earthquakes, the mainstream media has buried chilling stories of new  cloud types, unusual  crop patterns, the  end of life as we know it, and the disappearing populations of  honey bees.
These unusual patterns can only mean one thing. Something man-made is  changing our weather. It’s not even that radical of a concept; ever  hear of a little something called global warming climate  change?
Some blame contrails. But that’s fucking stupid: everybody knows  contrails only cause Morgellon’s Disease and low-to-the-ground-rainbows,  not fucking weather control. In reality, it’s probably some sort of  space technology. And since god knows our government is so incompetent  they can’t put a man on the fucking moon, it’s gotta be somebody gunning  for us.
The only question is, who?
For more information, please visit crusader for truth Scott Stevens’  website, WeatherWars.

An Idaho weatherman says Japan’s Yakuza mafia used a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina in a bid to avenge itself for the Hiroshima atom bomb attack — and that this technology will soon be wielded again to hit another U.S. city.

This may sound like science-fiction, but I’d rather you call it science-fact because that’s what it is. A Fact (of Science).

Signs of weather-manipulation have become increasingly prevalent. In addition the obvious increase in natural disasters and SoCal earthquakes, the mainstream media has buried chilling stories of new cloud types, unusual crop patterns, the end of life as we know it, and the disappearing populations of honey bees.

These unusual patterns can only mean one thing. Something man-made is changing our weather. It’s not even that radical of a concept; ever hear of a little something called global warming climate change?

Some blame contrails. But that’s fucking stupid: everybody knows contrails only cause Morgellon’s Disease and low-to-the-ground-rainbows, not fucking weather control. In reality, it’s probably some sort of space technology. And since god knows our government is so incompetent they can’t put a man on the fucking moon, it’s gotta be somebody gunning for us.

The only question is, who?

For more information, please visit crusader for truth Scott Stevens’ website, WeatherWars.

Jul 14

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